the slap

photo by Jan Saudek

❅ the weekend was so busy at work! we were running around like mad hatters but it was a fun crowd and it was nice to have some excitement and madness.

i had a table of mexican boys who were very charming slash sleazy, trying to salsa with me each time i walked past, begging me to have a drink with them and showering me with spanish flattery. then they got drunk and a little less charming. one said to me out of the blue 'youre beautiful, but you're not the most beautiful woman i've ever seen.' ....okay, thanks for that ..? back-handed compliment of the week!

in the middle of the rush of pumping out cocktails, jerry got his face slapped across the bar by an angry customer. all i saw was the scuffle as sandy, our boss held jerry back, and in the next second nelson, one of our hosts, grabbed the guy by the scruff and dragged him kicking and screaming through the crowd. he even came back to kick out the guy's brother as well! after jerry got over the outrage and shock, he seemed quite amused. i so wish id seen the slap!

back on the home-front i had a questionnaire from the house of grazia to fill out... questions like: describe your ultimate night in/ describe your ultimate night out, what's your idea of being pampered? who's your favourite designer? where do you buy your clothes from? is there anything beauty-wise that you've always wanted to do? if you could have one fashion item what would it be?.... i started to get excited! ....not only by the thrilling suggestion of freebies (!!!) but that it sounds like i'm going to get pampered, made over, and let loose out on the town on an all inclusive with a new outfit!!! how much fun!!!

describing my ultimate night out was quite hard.. what would you say?!... i mean how far should i go? shall i bring private yachts into it?... the caribbean? ...a trip to vegas? no, surely i can do better than that!... of course no matter what, it has to end with me in a casino winning on roulette...
what would i do beauty-wise? well firstly, i'd have that 'heroin-chic' bleached-tipped hair look that ive always liked but that jerry hates, and then..... here's the chance (maybe, finally) ........... for botox!!!! ;o)

wish me luck!

:o)