cheap thrills

❊ i was so excited to receive my victoria's secret monokini and frilly top in the mail. the fact they were free made them even more exciting to receive!
the top is adorable, but unfortunately the monokini is way too small and makes me look like a string ham. plus, for some reason, the 'cheeky bum' brazilian style bottom doesn't look the same on me as it does on the model in the picture!!? ;o)

today's daffy's birthday. i bought him a cuban cigar as a present and slipped inside the packet some trick candies that taste like fish. we're waiting eagerly for him to pop the first one in his mouth. i also bought a fake pooh (thats soft and everything!) which ill slip in his bed tonight. aah, cheap thrills, cheap thrills.

i was supposed to start swedish classes this week, which i was so looking forward to, for something to drag me out of the boredom of this village, but this morning the school called me and apparently i have to be a swedish citizen to be able to do the classes...? WTF!? that doesn't make sense!... ah, it feels so hopeless, trying to learn this damned language...

happy saint patrick's day anyway! i learnt the whole history of saint patricks day in an irish history course i took at university, but like everything else i learnt at university, its gone with the wind... i wont be drinking st. patties beers, but ill be serving them- tonight is coyote ugly night again at beefalo!